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Today, I died...

...okay not...

But still!

Here's how it went down:

Taylor, Sadara, and I went to Starbuck's to get some Frap's and we were "cruisin'".  So...we continued south on the Belt...then...we jam, drink, and laugh...

Then, at the intersection of Belt and Pear, Ms. Chevy Malibu decides she would like to travel from the right lane into the center turning lane by swerving before she approached the light.  Too bad my Scion tC was in the way, byotch!

So I see her click on her left turn signal as we are side by side, and she starts to move.  I say, "Oh Hellz NO!"  She pretty much ate the front ride side of my car.  I was more pissed about my $500 rim which was sliced by the Malibu's monstrous door panel thingys.

So I stopped, got out, got Ms. Malibu's info, and she made a phone call.  I asked if she was calling the cops, and she acted like I was stupid and said, "NO!"  So, I called my step-dad, had a 12 second conversation, and called 911.  He borrowed his manager's truck and zoomed from Savannah to the south end of St. Joseph in approximately 10 minutes.  So...I called the cops at 2:15, and they arrived at 3:40.  I was happy.  Sadara and I pretty much don't need to tan anymore now.  An hour and a half outside on asphalt was plenty.

My car is shitty now.

Piss on Ms. Malibu if you see her.

This was certainly no "Pimped Out Malibu".

I am probably crying right now.  I can't even open my passenger door.

:(