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Monday, September 04, 2006

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 15:44:07 GMT

So this is pretty much over.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Wed, 24 May 2006 00:58:53 GMT

Today, I died...

...okay not...

But still!

Here's how it went down:

Taylor, Sadara, and I went to Starbuck's to get some Frap's and we were "cruisin'". So...we continued south on the Belt...then...we jam, drink, and laugh...

Then, at the intersection of Belt and Pear, Ms. Chevy Malibu decides she would like to travel from the right lane into the center turning lane by swerving before she approached the light. Too bad my Scion tC was in the way, byotch!

So I see her click on her left turn signal as we are side by side, and she starts to move. I say, "Oh Hellz NO!" She pretty much ate the front ride side of my car. I was more pissed about my $500 rim which was sliced by the Malibu's monstrous door panel thingys.

So I stopped, got out, got Ms. Malibu's info, and she made a phone call. I asked if she was calling the cops, and she acted like I was stupid and said, "NO!" So, I called my step-dad, had a 12 second conversation, and called 911. He borrowed his manager's truck and zoomed from Savannah to the south end of St. Joseph in approximately 10 minutes. So...I called the cops at 2:15, and they arrived at 3:40. I was happy. Sadara and I pretty much don't need to tan anymore now. An hour and a half outside on asphalt was plenty.

My car is shitty now.

Piss on Ms. Malibu if you see her.

This was certainly no "Pimped Out Malibu".

I am probably crying right now. I can't even open my passenger door.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Mon, 08 May 2006 23:34:42 GMT

I apologize for sucking at xanga. I feel badly.
...Except not.

Time for the world's quickest update on Chase's extremely busy life:
1. I hosted "Miss Junior Laverna" at the nursing home, where I realized that I was standing right next to "Miss Senior Laverna".
2. I kicked ass on my Lit. project entitled "Infernopoly". I am awesome.
3. I have the most catchy-licious slogan for the Study Group Brittanie and I are hosting Sunday, May 14, 4-7 at my house. It is going to be amazing. You should come!
4. Sara and I ate dinner at Chili's; we missed Bruce, but it was still delicious.
5. Sara and I caught up on bird watching and caught up on each other's lives.
6. I attended PHS Prom, where I kicked some Spalty/Esson butt on the bungie velcro apparatus.
7. I am driving the sexiest car ever.
8. I have very little homework.
9. School is almost over.
10. I am happy.

Yay.

Hottest Jams/Jamz:
1. "One Word" Kelly Osbourne
2. "SOS" and "Unfaithful" Rihanna
3. "Control Myself" LL Cool J, J. Lo
4. "Ridin'" Chamillionaire
5. "Gimme That" Chris Brown

Word up.
Yo.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:08:48 GMT

So...I have had the most stressful week ever. Tons of homework...tons of stress. UGH. I have a throat infection, and I have to perform in front of 200+ people on Thursday. I got two shots IN MY BUTT which hurt like no other. Hopefully I will be better.

Anyways...I went to State this weekend. I got 5th in Poetry, which I think is pretty kick-ass. So...that was one upside.

Hottest Jams/Jamz
1. Rihanna: in general, she wins.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:27:44 GMT

So...my week has been intense. Monday night and Tuesday morning Mandi and I had a birthday adventure it was amazing! Then, Brittanie and I did major damage at the Cadaver Lab and Zona Rosa. We pretty much rock. Then, Thursday, I learned my computer was destroyed...so a downer compared the rest of my awesome week. Then, Friday, I bought a new computer! It is awesome. It is way cuter than my last one. It is black, shiny and sexy, whereas, my last one weighed WAY to much. I am going to be SO broke now!

Hottest Jams:
"Control Myself" LL Cool J featuring J.Lo and Jermaine Dupri
"Beep" Pussycat Dolls featuring Will.I.Am.
"Grillz" Nelly
"The Suffering" Coheed and Cambria

Monday, April 10, 2006

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:25:45 GMT

So...Massive shopping spree this weekend. The highlights are definitely my new digital camera and Onitsukas. They are sexy. I plan on using my digital camera at the cadaver (sp?) lab on Wednesday. I am really excited.

Just FYI, my birthday is Tuesday, which means Mandi and I WILL eat Taco Bell.

THE Hottest Jam:
"Control Myself" LL Cool J featuring J.Lo

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:51:01 GMT

I am in a bad mood. Worthless post. The only reason I am up, is because I am craving orange juice. I know...worthless.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:46:44 GMT

So...I am attempting to qualify to Nationals again this weekend. I am so stressed, excited, nervous, and somewhat confident. I know it will be tough, but I am going to try my hardest to get there. I also got a bunch of new dress clothes at Express to look hella sexy when/if I qualify. My favorites would have to be my new belt or my blue paisley tie. I had this cheap ass Wal-Mart belt, because I lost my other belt, and I just got it on my way to a tournament. It was $9.86, and I felt awkward being covered head to toe in Kenneth Cole, and then had a Farah Faucett belt on. I loved it, but it was only temporary. I felt so classy. Kind of like those people who drive Mercedes, but live in a double-wide trailer. I hope that isn't a sign for what's to come for me in the future...

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:38:24 GMT

Attack of the Vaginas! Today was super hot, which means mini-skirts are a must. Except...half of the people wearing them sit like drunken sailors, and lets just say I got many a flash of the vertical bacon sandwich, beef curtains, or any other disgusting vaginal nickname. Some of the sick/"cottage cheese-esque" thighs and cooters made me want to blind myself with any sharp object in reach. Sometimes, I pray for it to be colder, or for legs to somehow cross when vaginas are out of the question.

Vaginas. Just thought I would put that in there one more time. Speaking of unpleasant thighs and baby-makers, it is Fat Tuesday. How appropriate. If only beads were on hand...

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:18:49 GMT

I am watching MADE on MTV right now, and this girl, who has no hair...not sure why because I tuned in late...is trying out for Emerald's. It is their school's most popular girls all together in a dance team. This made me think how Emerald's and dancing just go together. I also wonder how many people in our area watch that and what they think when she says, "I am Wachovia, and I want to be an Emerald's dancer." I thought she seemed very inappropriate and risque at first...then I realized.

So...I got a 30 on my ACT. A semi-decent first try...I beat 3/4 of my non-biological siblings. When/If my 32 comes, my sibling rivalry will finally be demolished. I hope I can do it. Adam's middle school triumph with a 31 pisses me off. He is SO smart. I have to outdo the smart one in the family. He deserves it.

My poor dog, Molly...if you have ever seen her, she is beautiful. Except...now she is hella sick. She has no hair on her back, and giant black speckles where there is no hair. So, she went and got a thyroid test, which showed she had hyperthyroidosis. She went back for more testing, and they "put her blood in the wrong refrigerator". So her blood test didn't get sent to the lab, which means she has lost even more hair. I think vampires must work there, and they get poor sick dogs' blood samples and they hoarde them to themselves. Then, on Saturday nights, when their werewol girlfriends come over, they get totally wasted on Boxer Blood Light, and Lhasa Apso Blood Coolers. Stupid vampires. So, she is going back today, with a garlic collar, and will hopefully get some tests that help her get better. I feel bad for her.

This week is going to be really relaxing. No debate, no Barnhart...yet, and lots of rest. I am so happy. I am also pumped to sit down and watch tons of Grey's Anatomy when my Amazon.com order comes in. I will probably also sit down with my ol' trusty Sega Dreamcast. I love it! Best Christmas/Hannukah gift ever, thanks to Shoshana.

February 22, 2006 HOTTEST JAMZ:

1. "Grillz" Nelly
2. "Call on Me" Eric Prydz
3. "Bucky Done Gun" M.I.A.
4. "Yo" Chris Brown
5. "I'm in Luv (Wit a Stripper)" T-Pain --aka Courtney's pick
6. "Bring Out the Freak in You" Lil' Rob --yes again...it is that good
7. "Midnight Train to Georgia" Gladys Knight and the Pips